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Dogs and Digital Tombs

Dogs and Digital Tombs
This is the best feature article I read during Christmas,2011.
Unfortunately it is taken off the main page and I had to search for it today.
I have some extracts below for your perusal.
I have a suggestion for French and People in Paris.
Instead of stoned tombs in the cemetery, they should have a server with DIGITAL TOMB with all the photographs and videos of the dogs when they were alive and well for not so dog lovers or dog loving Sri-Lankan administrators to see.
For the poo (“crottes de chien”), I have suggestion, they must send them to Sri-Lanka as fertilizer for the Banana Plantation we are growing in the thick of virgin forest to feed American entrepreneurs.
We love anything including “poo”, if it is foreign but make sure they are scented with French cosmetics for poos, please.
This is good for our City Planners in Kandy and Colombo where dogs are rounded up and slaughtered and some end in dinner plates as “chicken substitute”.
It is no point saying all the beings be happy and content like a mantra.
Without them (dogs) we cannot protect our things from petty thieves.
Extracts
The pampered pooches of Paris
By Joanna Robertson Paris
Pet dogs in the French capital appear to enjoy the freedom of the city, accompanying their owners just about everywhere – and even have their own cemetery.
The pampered pooches of Paris
By Joanna Robertson Paris
Pet dogs in the French capital appear to enjoy the freedom of the city, accompanying their owners just about everywhere – and even have their own cemetery.
There are hundreds of thousands of dogs in Paris.
They can be chosen from puppy-shop windows or ordered from countryside breeders.
They are seen traveling about the city, nestled amongst the groceries in shopping trolleys or peering out of handbags.
Dogs perch on the running boards of mopeds – ears flying in the wind – or sit, swathed in blankets, in bicycle baskets.
They are petted on the bus, the tram and the metro and, for a flat-rate ticket costing 5.10 euros (£4.25), the smaller ones can escape the metropolis and take the train to anywhere in France.
Access all areas
When on all four paws, dogs in Paris can choose from 72 gardens to walk in – from formal palace grounds to tiny urban squares.
In between, they can mark lamp-posts, trees, ornamental masonry and the corners of Art Nouveau metro stations to their hearts’ content.
Paris dogs snooze under cafe tables and sit politely in restaurants.
They are allowed into shops – even when officially not – and, from time to time, sneak into cinemas, usually for a matinée on a wet afternoon.
Each dog has its own preferred vet and there are hundreds to choose from.
Each vet has a preferred dog diet. Calves liver, braised. A little “blanc de poulet” (white chicken meat) or a slice of rare roast beef.
What goes in must come out, and Paris dogs apparently drop 20 tons (20,000 kg) of “crottes de chien” (dog poo) on the city’s streets every day, although who exactly weighs it remains a question that even the Hotel de Ville (Town Hall) cannot answer.
From time to time, the city’s more creative residents have used the crottes as pavement art, sticking them with coloured flags, photographing and painting them.

Old Dog Haven and Senior Dogs

Old Dog Haven and Senior Dogs

There are lot of myths about dogs but here I want to illustrate few human facts that I should communicate with Maha Brahma who was a yesteryear dog exterminated to make room for Perahara Pilgrims that visit this holy city of Kandy.
Most of Sri-Lankan end up in hell where the Maha Brahmas dog and present assistant of Maha Brahmas were dogs from this country. By clever design they ended up there and for my luck I happened to know the Present Maha Brahmas Assistant as a Paraya dog in Kandy and I am fortunate enough to communicate with him by virtual email.

First the bad news.

Lot of paraya dogs were cleared up recently in preparation for Perehara and I want a place reserved for them in hell (for the municipality exterminators not the exterminated paraya dogs).

In some countries when they are old they are sent to Old Dogs Haven.

I want the Maha to take them to heaven moment they are exterminated but make a short list of the exterminators and send that list to Apaya (Hell) Server.

I have designed a full proof program to catch dog killers and that is working nicely in Apaya Server currently but the problem is these dog killers live longer than the dog by many a mile due to cardiac surgery performed.

Senior Citizens Senior Dogs

1. The have homes for the elderly 1. Haven is practically hell for the dogs
2. Some senior citizens by that 2. There is only extermination decree age become mayors of the holy city
3.They never give way to juniors 3.Junior dogs take charge of the brood

I have another plea.

If one wants to age with the dog please do the following.

1. Take care of a young dog at the age of 43 (when nobody seems to want you including your wife and kids) years.

2. When you are 50 your dog is 7 years old and equal to 50 years of human age.

3. In another three (3) when your dog is 10 he is equivalent to 60 human years and you will be 53 years. You are younger by 7 years.

4. In another two years dog (at 12 years) will be 70 and you will be only 55 years.

You are younger by 15 years.

43=0

50=7=50 ( only at 50 one can be at the level of the dog age and enjoy with your contemporary to your heart content and his company prevents you from getting a heart attack, if you delay the dog will get a heart attack).

53=10=60

52=12=70 (This is the time you get a bypass operation and the dog get a heart attack).

5. Now that you have become the mayor at 55 after retiring from service would you be kind to this dog who is 12 years or sent for the Municipality exterminator.

6. They are just old senior dogs / citizens they do not have a parliament to go but only the streets but unlike you they look after our streets even at night when young, is it reasonable to put them to death?

7. How come if I say all the senior citizens who were ex-parliamentarians and drawing a fat pension and to save money for development they should be exterminated.

Will you pass a bill and vote yes in parliament?

Are we reasonable human beings?

Below is a Image from WiKiPedia.
I hope WiKipedia won’t pass copyright infringement for taking the side of the dogs against humans.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Dog_and_human_year_graph.png