Virtual Email Facility from Maha Brahma!
I am glad to break the news that Maha Brahma has made an extreme kind gesture to me the earthling and allowed a Virtual Email Facility for the entire period of 2600 year Wesak Celebrations.
He was moved by my blog discovery of the lonely Cuckoo without a mate (probably for one year).
He was disturbed by the fact that he always tries all his best to make sure there is some sort of sex balance in nature.
He assured me that he will make some amends next year round and the cuckoo if she is still alive would get the dream date by default.
I must remind you that the Maha Brahma is on a long vacation timed in eons and his assistant is looking after his affairs.
Just to remind you of the past events;
Maha Brahma’s dog was a pedigree dog who was with his demented politician till his death in early (90) nineties and had a little argument with Maha for sending him to stay with a demented man who could not remember his (dog’s) name in latter stages of his life.
An overnight stay with Maha Brahma made him to realize that he (dog) is going to be a good companion and that friendship is still continuing.
This pedigree dog I have not met in real life.
But the Maha’s Assistant was a paraya dog from Kandy whom I knew for some time till his untimely death and got the present appointment by clever manipulation and not by default.
But the problem was moment he assumed duties Maha went on vacation and he is still enjoying the well earned rest.
He keeps communicating with assistant mainly by emails and the assistant in turn used to send me emails once in a way.
But until now there was prohibition for me to send direct emails to heaven.
He was frequenting rubbish dumps in Kandy, near a GP practice and Malwatta Temple and he got sick by eating rubbish dumped by the doctor.
His story is here and elsewhere if you care to browse my blogs in depth.
He was kind enough to ask me the scientific reason for not having enough birds to mate.
I said global warming Sir.
The eggs crack due to heat?
This is different unlike the broiler chicken and eggs.
Chicken eggs are not fertilized for Buddhist laymen to eat but in cuckoo situation is entirely different.
They are fully fertilized but their is not enough nests and brood to lay them.
The crow population has gone down drastically.
Why is that?
In Ceylon there is rapid development after war and they chop trees like sandal wood.
Vast stretches of land is now converted to bare land and some of them even lakes are converted into play grounds, especially cricket.
How come this global warming?
It is this “Carbon Dioxide” build up which scientist say causes global warming.
Trees take in CO2 and mop up the excess and when you fell wast stretches of trees there is build up of CO2.
Is it that simple but I thought it is more complicated science than that.
It is all because scientist in the west especially USA make (mockery) a completely absurd distortion to a simple equation and confuse all and sundry.
Is that so, I thought all the scientist are there in America now.
Yes they are “politrics” scientist not political scientist.
So if you grow more trees to nest and there will be more crows nesting and cuckoo will find a brood and I do not have to get involved in this simple matter.
No, No, you have to get involved.
They are cutting more trees to erect pandols for celebrations and this time it is on big scale.
And every tree fell in the name of celebrations (pandols) there are 10 to 20 more trees are down and god only knows who is collecting them and where they are taken to.
I get your point and I will see what I can do for this cuckoo anyway.
By the way you got a big surprise and Maha has read your blog about why you cannot make wine in Kandy and asked me what is this global warming and why yeast cannot survive above 38 C.
He said in heaven there are different yeasts for different climates and he can send some for experiment on earth.
Please don’t Sir, our Buddhist monks are meditating to make global warming a reality and when it pass the threshold 38 they will stop meditating.
They bank an this venture to stop alcohol menace in this country and alcohol free world.
If my guess is correct if the temperature goes up by that margin it will effect whole lot of ecosystems isn’t it?
Yes yes but they cannot understand that logic when in meditative mode Sir.
In meditation we concentrate only on one pointedness Sir.
All other points are disregarded to keep focus and concentration.
Well in that case I keep my fingers crossed.
What is the surprise Sir.
Maha has decided to give you a Virtual Email and asked me to forward them to him from the Virtual Site if any of them are related to Wine making.
He is fed up of the types here and somebody has told him that the best wines come from South Africa, after they lost both Cricket and Football World Cups.
It is true Sir, some parts of South Africa are ideal for wine making.
Can I asked you a favour Sir.
Is it possible for me to get some interpretations of my dreams Sir.
Are you mad?
It is Maha Brahma’s hobby now.
Till the next Buddha is born he will oblige you but all the connections have to be on Virtual Email.
Will he publish my dreams on heaven.
I do not think so.
Does he keeps copyrights?
He keeps you dreaming all the time for his fun and will definitely delays you coming to heaven and having wine with him.
This American theme, “I have a dream” is not a good idea then for earthlings.
That’s right my boy!
You must not dream Like this King of Kosol or Martin Luther King.
You must select few of your bests ones and send me and I will forward them with a note he is very bad at dreaming so that you won’t be inundated with request for more.
That way both of us can discuss some other mundane issues.
Mind you all the interpretations are free of charge and do not tell any other earthlings how to get to me or the virtual Email.
I am waiting for a vacation or retirement but my paraya dog instinct tells me it will not be for eons.
In any case his interpretation are pretty good and they keep me amused too.
OK then I will be posting few of my dreams soon and try all my best to curtail dreaming, perhaps with some wine.
Many thanks for your kind gesture on Wesak.
See you soon with interpretations.
Dream well but less for your own well being!