There is a story circulating in Colombo Diplomatic Circles that a certain UNO Officer investigating or perhaps observing war crimes being enacted in his subjective presence was given a hot meal of Nai Miris (Cobra Chillies) as his taste.
The entree went like this.
He was told it was a Sri-Lankan top class delicacy that war heroes on both sides of the divide partake before their final assault.
Once you partake a little, then do not feel any other pain even due to gross injuries and it is also a mood elevating and quite similar to Onions for Indians.
He was quite take up by the introduction, instead of tasting a little he avail himself of a liberal quantity as it were a Dhana Festival in a temple and had to rush to the toilet.
Whatever, he did in the toilet did not allay his misery and he decided to pull a fag inside the toilet.
Moment he triggered the lighter there was a big bang and accidentally he lit the toilet roll too.
The flash of fire, smoke and the big bang alerted the security thinking that there was a bomb.
Surprisingly the young diplomat emerged without any significant injury or burns and in his flight and fright the burning sensation due to Nai Miris disappeared, instantaneously.
But he started running towards the back entrance and the fire exit.
The security officer thought he was a terrorist and followed suit.
He shouted stop.
I am UNO and BunKi Moon Man he said in his flight.
Eventually the security caught up with him.
When inquired he said there is a bomb in the toilet.
By that time one of the environmentalist emerged from the crowd and said his capsule worked wonders!
Everybody was puzzled.
Then he said he put a capsule of biogas making strain into the toilet before the meeting to test whether UNO officers consuming enormous natural resources of the friendly countries could produce biogas during a meeting.
And their shit or the scat can produce enough was his test finding with one capsule.
Now he is trying to patent his discovery to solve the energy crisis of today.
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